Monday, June 6, 2016
Dispatch from Santo Domingo: Destination Haiti
Jack: I love it when you use one of your foreign tongues, Dolly-girl. It makes me feel like I'm in a different country!
Fiora: We ARE in a different country, Jack! Where have YOU been the last week?
Jack: Is that why people been giving me strange looks?
Fiora: No, that's pretty normal, but be glad they can't understand you--if they could there'd be a lot of ai-yi-yi going on... Now, quit your jabbering, I'm trying to learn some helpful Creole phrases. Se sa a jarèt nan an Ayiti?
Jack: Ah, you're asking where to get a cold beer...