Dispatch from the Air: Headed to Stumptown

After waiting in the airport for a LONG time (when the motley crue had to switch modes of transportation to overland to air, I had to allow plenty of time in case of SNAFUs) we have set sail west and should arrive in Stumptown just about the time the Windjammer Cafe and Island Grills aboard the Explorer are jammed. Yes, our bark set sail this afternoon with a new crue (and no doubt a ton of turkey). I have it on good authority that Professor Javier Boleyn is aboard to help those who can't help themselves. Good news for me as he will be incommunicado for my weigh-in...